This is my couch. It's not an ordinary couch, though, such as is used for seating people. While it could comfortably seat three, that is not its purpose. Some believe it has a deeper purpose and its powers come from a far more powerful being than mere mortals. Yes, this is my couch - The Pollenator.

    What is so special about this couch? It draws you in subtly, forces your eyelids to get heavy, and restrains the muscles in your body. Before you realize it has taken control, the sun is nearly up, the lights are still on in the room, and you are still dressed. The Pollenator has defeated you once again. All that valuable time taken from you by The Pollenator.

The couch works by secreting an invisible yet potent pixie dust like pollen when a victim falls to its calling. This pollen is then inhaled and the victim is instantly rendered unconscious until The Pollenator is willing to give up control. It whispers your name softly, calling you back to its cushions, back to the pollen grove. And nothing seems to weaken its effectiveness. You can dust it off, vacuum it thoroughly, but it still draws you magnetically to itself. Nothing has defeated it .... yet.